22 February 2011 (Tuesday)



Baldie keeps whinging because I chew the corner of my cage. He can get stuffed. It’s *my* cage !!!!

13 February 2011 (Sunday)



Won’t let baldie hold me any more. He’s crafty. When I’m on his hand it’s too easy for him to lock me in the cage…

12 February 2011 (Saturday)


Let fat bum hold me. Baldie says I shouldn’t bite her quite so much….

30 January 2011 (Sunday)



Baldie wants to be a pirate. If I get to his shoulder I can chew his collar…

25 January 2011 (Tuesday)

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Baldie wasn’t happy because I’d pooped all over his chairs. So I let him hold me. 
Tried to bite him later....

7 January 2011 (Friday)



I let Baldie made a fuss of me.
I tried to bite the little noisy one. Didn’t quite get her. Next time…!

5 January 2011 (Wednesday)

Baldie seems to like ironing. I tried to crap on his smalls, but got caught.
I got to swear at the noisy one’s friend, and I spat out a grape.
Don’t like grapes!